My Job Cracks Me Up

I just determined that an interlibrary loan request for a book called "Incidence of the Boy with a Dog in the Hall-Way" is really a request for "The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time". It was too funny.

Almost as good as "Oranges and Peaches" ("Origin of Species"), or "Tequila Mockingbird" ("To Kill a Mockingbird"), those beloved industry classics.