Falling Off the Wagon, As the Day Progresses

I am in good spirits, considering that I am working the Reference Desk all day on Christmas Eve. Unfortunately, a patron has just brought us a box of Pot of Gold chocolates, in appreciation of our services. (GOD BLESS THE PATRONS WHO BRING CHOCOLATES!)

I have opened the box of chocolates, and am falling swiftly from my lofty place of caffeine-free healthy living. I am finding particular solace in the 'Hazelnut Bouquet', followed closely by the 'Maraschino Cherry'. Sigh.