This Morning's Cartoon

The 'Chickweed Lane' cartoon in this morning's paper could have been written about squirrels from Lead.r who go to university for nine years and get hoity-toity language skills:

Edda: "I see what you mean. ...It is hard to respect a man and chew on his ear simultaneously."

Sister Aramus: "I still marvel at your ability to be vulgar and employ six-syllable adverbs in the same sentence."

Edda: "I gotta be me."

Sound familiar?