Wednesday, September 22, 2004

Memories of Aunt Frieda

Crazy-making psychological invalidations that should not be said to children:

Me: Auntie, I have a headache.
Aunt Frieda: (stock answer) I ALWAYS have a headache, but I do what has to be done ANYWAY.

Me: Auntie, I'm bored.
Aunt Frieda: (stock answer) Intelligent people are never bored.

Me: I hate you! (regular childhood tantrum)
Aunt Frieda: (stock answer) It's normal for children to hate their parents at your age.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know, this explains a lot. :)

11:59 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe dear Auntie's actual words were: "Smart children are never bored." Somehow I feel that distinction is worthy of note...you making her use bigger words than she did & all that.

not that a stupid child would actually know what "intelligent" means...

11:10 am  

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