A Meeting I've Always Wanted to Go To

Have you ever been to a really confused meeting? Have you ever heard a phrase like this: "Are we voting on the resolution, or are we still voting on the amendment to the resolution?" "Can we table that to later in the meeting?" "You don't mean 'table', you mean 'defer' don't you?"

Can you imagine how hilarious it would be to attend the annual general meeting of an association of parliamentarians? I would love to see that. It would be like watching art being made.

"Point of Order, Madame Chair..."