Crazymaking Conversations I Have Had

This morning for example. After I pulled some clean underwear out for Sprout to put on, like I always do.

Sprout: [naked] Dose are not my gotchies.

Me: Yeah, I think they are.

Sprout: No, dose are your gotchies.

Me: No, they're not mine. Can you put them on?

Sprout: I'm not wearing dem.

Me: Okay, fine.

Sprout: Dose are not my gotchies.

Me: Whatever. Can you find some other ones and put them on, please?

Sprout: Dose are not my gotchies.