Patron Whispering
I am not a shushing librarian, but my colleague the other day gave me a nice compliment: she called me "The Patron Whisperer", as in I can calm the frothing, angry library client, with soothing tones and patient understanding. It's too funny.
Sh-sh-sh little patron, it's okay.
Let's make that bad Internet connection go away.
Close your eyes and dream of pies,
And ice cream sundaes, burgers, and fries.
Hey, gimme a break. She never said "Poet Laureate".
2 Comments:
Free association says: sounds like someone's a bit hungry!
That is perhaps the only kind comment that can be made about such a truly bad poem.
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