My Aunt Frieda - Mad Scientist

Haven't written about Aunt Frieda for a while, but due to long hours renovating, have many unwritten A.F. stories in my brain. Time permitting (going for lunch with Mo in 1/2 hour), will binge on Aunt Frieda stories.

My Aunt Frieda has the language of a rationalist, but her rationale sometimes falls down. An often-heard directive to Aunt Frieda's children: "No you may not get contact lenses, because if you're ever in a fire they'll glue to your eyes."

That's my Aunt Frieda.