My Aunt Frieda - God

There are just so many things to write about, but let's focus on my Aunt Frieda for a minute.

My Aunt Frieda is very Catholic. Catholic in the smug, God-talks-to-me, let me tell you about what you're doing wrong in your life, sort of way. Here's a funny story. I have a cousin, Darren, who is mentally challenged. A number of years ago, Aunt Frieda arrived at his house. Darren stepped outside, took one look at her, and announced to the world, "God's here!"

That's Aunt Frieda.